Inu Funny ki te kamupene wahine mō ngā wā katoa!

Kua roa te reira i kua manakohia ki te whakanui i te hararei i te tepu i whakaritea. kai reka, kōrero ngā, tino me te iwi taketake i reira. He aha atu e hiahia ana koe mo te rōpū fun fakatahataha fakalaumālie ranei? O te akoranga, te kupu moku rorirori! I muri i te katoa, he oti, kahore inu kaha me Toastmasters matika kahore kai. e kore te mea tika te utu mo tona ratonga, ngāwari koe koe e taea e te akakoromaki i tenei mahi. Whakapaia te torutoru whaikōrero tatini, kōrero iti ki tikanga, he haapoupouraa pai. kia ngā te hōtaka atu katakata hoki kata roa te ora me te faateitei!

hen-rōpū

E noho ana girlfriends - te reira he ara nui ki te akaanga, kōrero me te whiwhi i te rota o kare pai. Ahakoa, ki te kahore he take, kohikohi hoa, me te whakarite i te rōpū hei tahutahu. Tenei te te inu rorirori whai hua mō te kamupene wahine. He pono ka waiho te kaupapa matua tangata. Ka taea ki te afa'ifa'i parau, ringihia atu i tona ngakau, me te kōrerorero i roto i te mārama ki a ratou anake kaupapa Girls. Te ake i runga i mōhiti, Molotov reka me whakaaro tupato!

I teie mahana te ataata i te ra, pārekareka te rangi,

I muri i te katoa, kei te haere to tatou kamupene kia uaua!

Aue, he aha he ataahua katoa, me wawe hanga tatou pikitia,

whakaata tonu ata te whiti katoa me ārohirohi.

Inu ki te wahine te sex kaha,

Hoki tenei tepu whakapaipai

To tatou kamupene hoa

Taau o te aro o te katoa,

Girls rite te kōwhiringa,

Aue, me tahuri tatou i teie nei i te maunga!

Kia inu a ki to matou auhoaraa, ataahua,

Hoki te kuwaretanga tapu,

Hoki te aroha ko hinana,

No te mea nga tangata e pahua te toto.

Tatou katoa e mohio ana, he kaumeá,

Horoi paraharaha, koko, kapu,

Horoi me rino, me te miharo,

Haere ake utrechkom wawe.

Me pēhea te ki te ako ki te matau tatou tangata?

I korero ki te tatari toru nga tau?

Waea hack reira?

I tua atu, e taea ki katoa tatou,

Kia inu a ki te whai, arā, toku!

Taua wahine, parah i take ki te whakatuwhera i te rōpū whiwhi-fakatahataha ki hoa ranei. Mea atu i te reira ki te whakapuaki, kare, ite rite he kaitapere wahine tākaro i te tūranga o te toastmaster.

hawhe kaha

Tetahi o tona whakahaere hoa e kore te mea kahore kawekawe korero, whakawhiti o te wheako me te kōrero o te tangata. Well, o te akoranga i waho korero e pā ana ki a ratou? I muri i te katoa, inu rorirori ki te kamupene wahine hono ki te takoto ritenga.

kia whai katoa wahine ona ake kararehe. Otiia ehara i te mea he hamster i roto i te whare herehere. He raiona i roto i te moenga, he jaguar i te karati, mink i runga i nga pokohiwi. Ko te māngai whakamutunga o tenei rārangi - he koati ki te kāri nama koura! Kia inu o tenei menagerie whakamiharo, a ma te wahine he ratou!

O te akoranga, i roto i te aroaro o nga tangata, ko te pai e kore e ki te mea taua tōhi wawau. e kore ai ratou e matau i te katakata! Ko reira he pātai atu innocuous:

"Women - he puawai i ahuareka ai ataahua. Na tangata - wai parakore i roto i te ipu nui. Kia inu a ki reira, ki te huri i te wai atu pinepine, na ka koa ki te puawai te ataahua me te kaha mohou mo roa! "

Patience me te māia

whakarongo tonu te kamupene wahine iti ngangau kata me te twitter. Ko te sex ataahua te rota, me te kōrero ki ia atu mo te wa roa. aparau i ratou raruraru, fantasizing, hangareka, me te kōrero noa e pā ana ki tetahi mea. Kua roa hoatu ake nga tangata mahara ki taua mea, me te whakarongo ka taea e te ako i te rota! Whakapaia te ngahau tino ki tōhi ki te kamupene wahine ki te kata ko atu noa atu i mua!

Waia ki nga mea katoa i mea te aratohu reo: "Ki te te hawhe ataahua o to tatou rōpū matau inaianei mo te momeniti puku, e kore e kite noa matou i tenei ataahua, engari ano hoki e rongo i te tangi o Niagara Falls! Kia inu a ki tatou kotiro nui, ngangau, koa, me te pehi! ".

he inu poto peheé ki te take nei i te āhuatanga, me te noho tika kaupapa hou mō te kōrero!

Kaua e mutu

Kia aroha mai, e kore matau nga tangata katoa te ao, e aroha kōtiro iwi tamau, me te māia. Ki te pai te wahine ki te whakahere ki te haere te tiki ki te mohio ranei, e kore te auraa i te reira e kore ia e hiahia. E ti'a ia tatou ki te whakaatu manawanui, taketake, a ka ka tahuri katoa i roto i! Ko tenei, me inu i te manawa reka!

"I tu te koati i runga i te maunga, me te titiro atu ki te moana. Haere mai te kotiro ki te one, tino hou hei me te takoto ki raro, i runga i tona kopu. He haora i muri, whakataka atu ana e ia ki runga ki tona hoki. Ko te koati i tu i runga i te maunga, me te titiro atu ki te moana. Hurihia Otlezhal kotiro puku ki runga ki tona taha. Na te koati pai katoa tu ahau a whanga ana ... kia whakaara a to tatou mōhiti ki te hunga e tu me te mataara, me te ako e pā ana ki e tika ana, me te here korero kore anake! ".

ui kotahi e te tamahine tona whaea, me pehea e mohio ana koe pai ki te whiriwhiria e ia tana tahu. Mother, kahore te whakaaro mea: "Ki te te kino - ka kite tonu, ki te te pai - e kore!" Na kia inu a ki tatou, wahine faahiahia "!.

"He Women ataahua, me te kanorau rite puawai tāwāhi tangata -.. He mohio māra e titiro i muri i flowerbeds Kia inu a ki reira, na kei roto i te pua, me te haunga tatou tonu, engari ko nga tikanga mo tenei tiaki māra".

ka hoatu he inu poto peheé te whakanui o te pūngao me te hoa rassmeshat.

auhoaraa

hoa Best mahino ia atu, kahore kupu. Ko tenei e taea e anake te whakatau kotahi i roto i te oraraa taatoa. Pono, kaha auhoaraa wahine - e kore te mea he pūrākau! Tenei Toasts mārō, me te ngahau mo te kamupene wahine.

kihai i rua hoa kite:

Hey, ka rongo ahau e pai te marenatia koutou.

- Ae, te hoa aroha!

- Well, rite ka pai?

- E kore ki te mea e he reira pai, engari atu pinepine!

E inu, kaua, he mea e tika ana mō te whakarite i te kounga, ko te whakawhitinga rawa tere i roto i te tau!

arorau o te tangata

"Ta tetahi hoa ki tetahi:" ka tango ahau atamai, ataahua, hokohoko a tana wahine "He hoa i roto i te ti'aturi ore:" A ka e taea ki te whakarato wha koe "Tenei te ki tatou - fakatahai enei huru maitatai katoa, me tetahi atu rau atu ..!"!? .

Huihuia mai te nuinga kamupene wahine hoa! I muri i te fariiraa i kare pai ko na whai hua! Na te aha i taea e fakatahataha pai ki pai hoa, me te pounamu o te waina? Whakapaia Toasts me whaikōrero e ka mauruuru i te minenga!