E faiva Funny mo te Tau Hou. e faiva Funny mo te Tau Hou mō ngā ākonga kura tiketike

Ka tango i te hui wahi ngā ki te ka whakaurua scenes rorirori i roto i te hōtuhi. I ki a New a Tau tika te tākaro rite te mahi i mua-rite, ka korerotia, me Miniatures improvised. Ka taea e koe te hono atu ki te kēmu a ratou ano, me manuhiri. e faiva Funny mo te Tau Hou e waiho he angitu ki te hei o ratou kōrero tawhito korero patupaiarehe rongonui i roto i te ara hou.

whakahaere o te hangatanga

Ki te te kamupene he whakanui feunga uninhibited ranei e wahi i roto i te kapa nui, te tākaro koutou iti i waho whakangungu ki te whakarongo e kore e waiho uaua. Improvised e faiva rorirori hoki te Tau Hou kia hoki ngā te raveraa i te tahi mau mahi hauhautanga. E tika ana kia wahi o te hōtuhi karakōnui.

I mua i te tīmata koe te tākaro i te scenes rorirori i roto i te Tau Hou, tuku he hararei ārahi mō te hoko toi, haere ki te pokapū o te ruma ranei i runga i te atamira. Na i reira ko te Unuunu, he hua o nei nga kaitapere he ratou tūranga. takoto Humor i roto i te meka e taea te tiki tūranga o te tangata katoa o te sex ataahua, a hurihia. Improvised e faiva rorirori i runga i Eva New Year o mō ngā ākonga hoki te tikanga i angitu nui.

kākahu atamira

ka e ngā kaiwhakaari tuhipoka ki te ingoa o ratou tūranga: kiore, shorty, kiore-Georgian kaiahuwhenua hamster-Latvian. Next, e ui ratou ki te taka ake, ka whakanohoia ki runga ki te pūeru atamira. Hoki tenei whakaaro, te whakarite-mua te tepu, te wahi kākahu he huanga.

Ehara i te mea e tika ana ki te whakatata ki te pūeru faaineineraa atamira rawa nui marehe. Kati ki te whakahere i te kaitoi e tika etahi kōrero e ka hei kaiwhakaari mōhiotia i roto i tona tūranga. Hei tauira, ka taea e te kiore te hoatu pōtae Hōriana nui ki visor me utu ngutu nui pango. Kiore-shorty he tino pito fluffy poto, rite te tutu, a ka rite ki te hanga-ake, ka whai ia ki te hanga ake te lipstick kanapa.

korero patupaiarehe i runga i "Fly Maia i Ingarangi"

Te kōwhiri i e faiva rorirori hoki te Tau Hou, kia pai te whakaputa i te taupatupatu hōtuhi mo te korero o ngā tamariki pai-mohiotia. Ka taea e koe te remake "Fly Maia i Ingarangi", whakakapi pepeke kararehe iti. kaiwhakaari kupu i runga i mongamonga o mua-tāngia, ka hoatu ki nga kaiuru tika i mua i timata ki te tākaro i roto i scenes rorirori i roto i te Tau Hou. ka waiho atu maau Corporate ki te e tauturu i te puku kaitoi āhua kaituku me kaihoahoa kākahu nei e mōhio ki te wahi o te hanganga.

Tīmata i te-tākaro paku. Tukua Rat Hōriana

Tīmata i te scenes rorirori katoa i roto i te Tau Hou 2014 mo te rōpū rangatōpū ki te ope o nga kupu, me nga kaitapere i roto i te akoranga o tona pānui kia arearea mahi te mahi i roto i te kuputuhi:

- Kiore-kiore-shorty

haere te kiore i raro i te sofa,

kitea Kiore he moni.

haere te kiore i roto i "carousel"

Na hokona ahau "Mazhitel".

Kiore-shorty:

- Hey, kararehe iti, haere mai!

Yeah ki mau horo'araa kawea.

Kia inu a ka waiata, kanikani,

I roto i te kēmu rerekē ki te tākaro,

I roto i te whānui - ki te whakanui i te Tau Hou!

kaiwhakaōrite:

- E haere mai ana ki te kiore

Hina Rat-Georgians.

Kiore-shorty

E horo'a te reira i te herbata.

Kiore Georgians:

- Daraga toku devochka!

Kia kai koe i te reira

Hoki te hawhe meneti! A ka

Haere rongo faahiahia!

Competitions i roto i te karakōnui

e faiva Funny mo te Tau Hou e kia atu hihiri, ki te i roto i te akoranga o ratou manuhiri ka tango i ano wahi i roto i ngā whakataetae. Na reira, kia i tenei wāhi e karangatia te kaiwhakahaere ki te whai wāhi i roto i te whakataetae i te torutoru ake iwi. Whakataetae "wai tere e kai i te herbata" i roto i te ohu te tikanga haere rawa tere, me te whai ngahau. Ko te toa taea te whakaora taonga rorirori, pērā i te tuhipoka ki te horoscope rerekē mō te tau i muri mai. Ka taea e haafifi i te mahi, whakahere whakataetae i herbata i runga i te tere, engari ki te ringa herea ki muri tona hoki.

muzhichka tukua hamster-Latvian

tonu Arataki:

- hoki te huarahi Hōriana

Ko reira he hamster,

Pōturi, marino

kaiahuwhenua Latvian.

kawea Lemon he hakari

Na ka mea nga kupu ...

Hamster-Latvian kaiahuwhenua:

- koe, Kiore-shorty

E kore e taea e koe te whai tetahi!

Me Lemon ki te tango i te wahine,

Hei pokoldovat,

ka taea ki te whakaako ahau,

Me pēhea te ki te kitea i te tane.

Hoatu ki runga ki to koutou mahunga

Lemon - e kore e maturuturu!

Na hanga ia e toru uma

Huri noa i te tepu. Titiro!

Me inaianei tango i te puruma

Na ... peke ki runga i te reira!

Te kore tenei, he hoa,

E kore e taea e tatou maka!

poskachesh koe i te tepu,

"Huro!", Te hamama o. ka

Ka kia haukotia te Music -

Tane hopu na!

Ko te karakōnui scene whakamutunga

I muri magic voodoo whakangahau takoha Kiore ki kanikani tango ki te tangata i roto i te mua o e mutu ia i te mutunga o te himene. Ka taea e koe te haere tonu ki te tākaro me te whakahere "putanga" he tane he torutoru kotiro atu o nga manuhiri.

Na ka tonu pānui i te kuputuhi o te kaituhi te rangatira:

- ka mea hautoru

O te akoranga, Santa Claus.

Ia kiore-shorty

kawea kirinuku.

Otiia e kore e he kuware te kirinuku,

He aha e kore e mea i tetahi mea.

parāoa Paetahi papatipu

Ruau i taea hoatu atu!

Huri i te reira i roto i Santa Claus me tīmata te waiata ki te hoatu i te pōkairua funky katoa. E nehenehe te reira tuhinga o tu'ite, me te fariiraa i tino ke: "kohuatia, parai, tatao me totea kahore tokopā muri hoki tīmata ngaahi uaifi tauhi," "kāreti Medical ki rītaha ahuwhenua me te atu mātauranga kaupapa mō wahine o kaimahi hōia", "Political me University Economic kōrero i muri i-tina a kōrero taupatupatu i roto i te ruma paowa. "

Scenes mō ngā ākonga kura tiketike

Ngā ākonga o ngā akomanga matua , rawa, ka taea e whakahere mahi poto ki te tākaro i waho faaineineraa. E hoki ratou e tika ana mo te korero tawhito i roto i te ara hou, rawa, ki te hono i te wahi e ki marau kura. Taua e faiva rorirori hoki te Tau Hou mo te ākonga kura tiketike he mahi ahua rite KVN. Otiia e kore e hoki i te karakōnui mua-korerotia kore.

mahi poto e pā ana ki te ora kura, e kite tonu ngā ākonga ki te moni â. Na reira, nga scenes funniest i te Tau Hou mō ngā ākonga kura tiketike e tonu nga mea e kua kairau a totoa tinihanga nga ākonga mangere me te whakaarokore i roto i te tikanga ki te kore e whakaako i te kaupapa, engari ki te tiki i te whakahoki mo te kaute teitei.

"Ko te Tale o te Golden Ika" i roto i te ara hou mō ngā ākonga kura tiketike

kaiwhakaōrite:

- kauwhautia i runga 11 "A" piha, ka e kia tū āpōpō Arawhata mō tuhinga. Na whakaaro Losers Maxim rite ia i roto i tenei situeyshn haere mahi. haere mai ia ki uta awa, a ka anga ki te pāwhiri i te mōrihana ...

max:

- Me pēhea te ki te whakaturia-atu he tahi mea ki te kia, tēnā? E kore te mea e patua ana, stopudovo! Na, i mua i te whakamātautau e kore e tukua, a ka tahuna e te whare wānanga ki te mura puru, a ka te ope ... Aue, ahau e kore e hiahia ana e! Pea mōrihana karanga e ahau, ara ka i roto i kindergarten haere konei i te aquarium tukua? Whakamātauria ... Hey, amphibians! e kore te mahi ranei ... Hey, vodoplavnaya! I roto i te poto, cheshuehvostaya! Kauhoe hohoro konei! Kore ka tere te tahi mea ... Te pai, korerotia e ahau ki a ia inaianei ka tukua atu hopi te karere! Anake te wāhitau o te aha? Here ki te kitea i roto i!

Fish, papa whāriki:

- taku wāhitau "Dog Fish-moana-ira-ru" ... tenei, Maxim Losers, ahau tou hiahia tuatahi rite ahau!

Maxim:

- Wow, e te panekeke ki tāmi! kia koe e kore e nga ika tere atu ano, ka wish'm tuarua ahau piri. I roto i te poto, e hiahia ana ahau ki te ... (muhumuhu) Well, e kore, e hiahia ana ahau e ahau i runga i tenei Arawhata poauau ki te whakapau ... (reo) Haere mai ki runga, ika nui, kia ahau te peresideni!

Ika (grinning):

- Io, me te rangatira o te moana e kore koe e hiahia ana ki te hei, a e kua e ahau i mahi koe i runga i te whare?

Maxim:

- Ko te, rite, te upoko o te tari pou moana? No, e kore ahau e hiahia! Kia te peresideni!

Fish:

- Well, ka mea ia, "Kia te peresideni!" - ka te e.

I muri i te scenes haere peresideni. Maxim:

- Aue, ko wai te tenei? Vladimir Vladimirovich ia?

- Ae, te reira ahau. Na ko wai e koe, i roto i tetahi ara Losers? Ano, te mea te reira, ua hinaaro kia kite i te peresideni? Aue, E koe ahau i tenei ra, ko te whakamamaetia ahau 105. nuinga mōrihana ... (noho iho, horoi i te werawera i tona rae ki te tauera). A ki ahau, no te mea i tenei ra i tetahi atu hui o te Kaunihera o Minita ki te haere, ka i roto i Awherika ki te rere tokoni'ofa fakaetangatá - ipu tatou papata maroke ... Obama, ano, i roto i te whakautu ki te aukati Me ki "mata koati" whakaatu, kia nui kia ahurea ko reira ko tāna. Otiia ki te, Maxim whakapono ahau, i reira he wā ka ahau e noho ana oaoa i roto i te kura, rite rere koe ... kia huri o Losers: Au ahau i to koutou wahi, ka koe - ki toku?

Maxim:

- No, kahore, Vladimir Vladimirovich, e hiahia ana ahau ki te waiho ahau! Hiahia ki ahau ki te papata maroke ki rere ki Africa!

Fish:

- E chudnenko! Mahi me te hiahia tuatoru!

Maxim:

- He aha te wairangi ahau ahau, i pakaru katoa 3 hiahia! Na whai te nuinga ki te whakaako tuhinga ... Otiia me timata reira katoa!

Scene "Gin me Losers"

Mai "Evgeniem Oneginym", timata ngā ākonga ki te kia maheni kua ki te kōeke 7. Ko reira reira e tika ana ki te hanga i te kōrero iti, e hāngai ana i runga i te rauemi o te marautanga. scenes Tino rorirori i roto i te Tau Hou mō te kōeke 7 taea te tiki ina uru koe tahi i te kaupapa kura torutoru.

haamata Scene ki te kōrero o te rore, me Maxim Dvoechnikova. ui te tangata taitama tona hoa hou ki te āwhina i whakahoki ia te piha haapiiraa koiora - i runga i te mutunga ihu o te wāhanga, ko te mea e tika ana ki te whakatika i te āhuatanga.

- A ani i ahau Raisa Vitalievna kia tino, i korero ai ia! Tenei te e haere koe i te kōwae ki te whakawhiti ahau hinengaro, matau?

- Ka ki runga ki, Max, toku hoa, me te ariki! Ka meatia e ahau kia rite ki te ui koe ki ahau!

haamata te reira i te haapiiraa, tomo te kaiako te akomanga, me te ta i whakakapi te koiora o tenei ra te tuhinga. Na ka hopoi mai ia ki te poari o Maxim ka ui ia ki te whakakite i te whakapakoko o Onegin. haamata Maxim ki korero:

- Eugene Onegin ... te rangatira whakapaipai e noho i roto i te St Petersburg - ka flinches te tamaiti me drones tängurunguru (pērā ko te pānga o te telepathy). - tito tona tinana te o tata pāhekoheko harore me te pükohu ... ko reira rawa unpretentious, kia taea ora te reira i roto i te Tundra me i te koraha, a tae noa ki runga ki te kamaka whanau ...

miharo te kaiako i ki te titiro ki Maxim:

- Losers, ko koe i roto i te hauora pai? Te tahi mea tō whakautu ... he ke! Kia pehea te te to koutou upoko?

- Au hauora ahau! Na toku matenga i roto i te tikanga, engari (ano, flinches te tamaiti me nuku ki te tuhia kōrero kuputuhi tutorial) tinana - rau tuawhiti te wahi he Parasitic i runga i te pūkohu wai i te harore ... huaina tenei ko te symbiosis taupuhipuhi. Heoi, ko te kitea i roto i te pūtau pükohuwai Haustorium - tupu mushroom - whakamatauria te ritenga: ko reira kumea te pūkohu nga tinana o te harore, me te werau! - shudders ano Maxim, mai ki te ora, me te tahuri ki te kaiako. - Kia korero pai ahau ki a koutou e pā ana ki Tatyana Larina?

- Well, Max, korero mai ki ahau ...

- Tatiana - āhua wahi, Pushkin karanga reira he pai pai ... (shudders) waho reira nui atu i te toa ... I roto i te hinga whiria e ia he kōwenewene o pungawerewere me te whakapanga hua i roto i te reira ...

kaiako:

- Katoa e te nui, Losers, hangarau ia tatou! Noho iho, tatau!

Mole rere atu ki te aroa, oma rore me te patua e ia ki runga ki te matenga ki te pukapuka:

- kei koe he wairangi, rore! Na telepathy koutou poauau!

Gene faaho'i Max tutorial me Bob tona matenga ki te kupu:

- Ko te wairangi! Whakaako - i mua i mohio koe i te reira, e riro koe i te ākonga pai!

Kōrero o ngā pukapuka a ngā tamariki kia rite ki te pūtake mo te kura o Miniatures

No te faaineine i te scenes rorirori i roto i te Tau Hou 6 piha, ka taea e koe te tiki ake i te rorirori kōrero poto, ngahau, me te ngana ki te tākaro a ratou. ai ēnei hei Miniatures i runga i te kaupapa kura. He kōrero tino, whakaahuatia e Victor Dragoon, hei tauira, te kōrero "Ko te awa nui American" ranei "ahi i roto i te moe, ranei whakamahi i roto i te huka." E te ara, pai tahuri enei ano kōrero ki scenes rorirori i roto i te Tau Hou mo te kōeke 5.

Ka taea e koe te whakaaro o tona hītori, ka e kia hāngai ki runga i te wā tūturu - ka waiho i te reira hei miramira o te hararei.